Sometimes all the talk is too much.
Sometimes you don’t have time to read the full story.
Sometimes you just need a Three Word Analysis.
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Below, every team is analysed after Round 5 in just three words.
ADELAIDE CROWS: Defence an issue.
BRISBANE LIONS: New comeback kings?
CARLTON: Alright. Now again.
COLLINGWOOD: Long brilliant find.
ESSENDON: Another defensive tick?
FREMANTLE: Built some percentage.
GEELONG: Damn good win.
GOLD COAST SUNS: History says finals…
GWS GIANTS: Ash seriously underrated.
HAWTHORN: Aren’t flying now.
MELBOURNE: Goodwin’s seat burning.
NORTH MELBOURNE: Signs, then faded.
PORT ADELAIDE: Ken’s sweet redemption.
RICHMOND: Great half. Lessons.
ST KILDA: Slight reality check.
SYDNEY SWANS: Need bodies back.
WEST COAST EAGLES: Not AFL standard.
WESTERN BULLDOGS: So painful. Again.
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