Sometimes all the talk is too much.
Sometimes you don’t have time to read the full story.
Sometimes you just need a Three Word Analysis.
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Below, every team is analysed after Round 9 in just three words.
ADELAIDE CROWS: Breathe. Keane as.
BRISBANE LIONS: What on earth?
CARLTON: Happy for Harry.
COLLINGWOOD: They’re the favourites.
ESSENDON: Beating teams below.
FREMANTLE: Positives… more negatives.
GEELONG: Giants own GMHBA.
GOLD COAST SUNS: Kings of humidity.
GWS GIANTS: Hogan squash, brother.
HAWTHORN: Hoodoo finally over.
MELBOURNE: Great for three.
NORTH MELBOURNE: Wins will come.
PORT ADELAIDE: That fourth quarter…
RICHMOND: Spoon avoided already.
ST KILDA: Expected slightly more.
SYDNEY SWANS: Brainfades, blunders. Bad.
WEST COAST EAGLES: Painful… Gross talented.
WESTERN BULLDOGS: Acceptable. JOD emerging.
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