Sometimes all the talk is too much.
Sometimes you don’t have time to read the full story.
Sometimes you just need a Three Word Analysis.
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Below, every team is analysed after Round 8 in just three words.
ADELAIDE CROWS: Sign they’re trustworthy.
BRISBANE LIONS: Country Roads. Repeat.
CARLTON: Crows own them.
COLLINGWOOD: Close game misfortune.
ESSENDON: Merrett is unbelievable.
FREMANTLE: Totally untrustworthy. Yuck.
GEELONG: Danger spectacular late.
GOLD COAST SUNS: Still behind sibling.
GWS GIANTS: Not contenders currently.
HAWTHORN: A perfect party.
MELBOURNE: Without Gawn… unimaginable.
NORTH MELBOURNE: Shot clock, Finnbar!
PORT ADELAIDE: Gap to contenders.
RICHMOND: Nowhere near them.
ST KILDA: Sweet revenge, Ross.
SYDNEY SWANS: Still big brother.
WEST COAST EAGLES:Midfield mix strange.
WESTERN BULLDOGS: Can win it.
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